"America's Prettiest Half Marathon" is not an exaggeration. This course earned the title fair and square. The entire route rolls along undulating hills outlined with black or white fences delineating private horse pastures. Looking to the right or left, layers of green earth unfolded to the horizon. Some of the deeper folds were dotted with trees and it occurred, "I'm in Kentucky! Those be called hollers!"☺ Sights along the course included grand mansions, horses, cows, chickens, herding dogs and shadows on the land of vultures circling above. Sounds along the course included roosters cockadoodle-dooling, a noticeable absence of urban sounds and at Mile 7, the tight rock-rap music of the live band Elephant Room. It would also be fair to call this course "The Hilliest Road Race In The Non-Mountainous Areas of The United States." Too wordy? Literally, if we weren't running up, we were running down. There were no flats. My FitBit counted 120 floors, which equals 1,200 ft. of climbing - the equivalent of running vertical for .25 miles. By contrast, our hardest and hilliest road race prior to this had 44 floors. On multiple occasions before the race, I ran a 12-mile route that had 70 floors. I believe that prepared me well, as did the 80/20 training, but more on that in a second...you probably want to know our performance results.
I preface the race results noting that I went into this race with no real expectation except to run strong. I did not have a time goal, though based on my training runs, I assumed I would finish around 2:30. I did not have strict expectations on how to execute the run either, such as my past edicts of "no walking!" Additionally, for the first time in half marathon history, I was racing without a Camelbak and gave myself permission to stop at aid stations for water as needed (normally I never stop since I carry my own, but over the winter I ran without water, got used to it and I liked not having the extra weight on my back). Giving myself these freedoms removed the usual pressures and anxiety I have before a race and led to a fun, strong and rewarding performance.
Results
Joe Finish Time = 1:40:07 (7:38 pace)
Male 45-49 Place = 11/156 Top 7%
Gender Place = 128/1155 Top 11%
Overall = 155/3082 Top 5%
Joy Finish Time = 2:22:20 (10:52 pace)
Female 40-44 Place = 118/311 Top 37%
Gender Place = 836/1927 Top 43%
Overall = 1707/3082 Top 55%
I was thrilled with my results! I finished 8 minutes faster than I assumed I would. This was a badass course and yet I was in the top third of my age group and did better than more than half of my female peers. I accomplished this despite stopping at ALL 6 aid stations for water (the cold dry air had me parched) and despite walking up a lot of hills (done to keep my heart rate under control to prevent early fatigue).
80/20 Training Thoughts
It's clear to me now that low heart rate training works. The science behind it made sense to my intellectual mind, which is why I took a leap of faith and ran like a tortoise for 4 months. My emotional mind could not comprehend how running slow could help me run well in a race. I knew it could help me recover from over-training, but beyond that? I was dubious (though Rosanna kept saying she just knew it would pay off).
On race day you do not worry about your heart rate, you just run. I was solid in myself and did not start too fast, knowing that the speedsters passing me by now, would be walking in the final miles later, as I cruised by. I ran what felt comfortable. I looked around and took in the views, telling myself how pretty it was; how lucky I was.
Since I had no pressure on myself to hit a certain time/pace, I looked at my watch infrequently. When I did look, I was often surprised to see I was running between a 9:15-10:00 pace - a far cry from my training long run pace of 11:40-12:30. If my mind started doing the math, whispering in my ear, "If you keep this up you could finish in x amount of time", I quickly quelled it, and reminded myself to stay in the moment, not to worry about the outcome.
In training, I'd worried that I'd gasp for air if running faster in a race with a higher heart rate (HR) since my body had grown accustomed to moving slow with a HR of 145 or less. Not the case. My breathing never felt taxed despite running this race with an average HR of 160.
In most races, I'm acutely aware of the miles. I live for the next mile marker. This time, I actually lost track once and was pleasantly surprised to find I'd hit mile 8, when I thought I was on 7. I wasn't desperate to see mile markers because I wasn't suffering physically or mentally. My slow training taught my body to use fat for fuel, so I needed none on the course. Because my body was using fat in conjunction with glycogen (converted carbs in your muscles), I wasn't pushing my body into the bonking zone. Mentally, my slow training taught me to settle in for the long haul. Running 12-15 miles in the final 6 weeks of training, left me outside slogging along for 2-3 hours. I learned how to hunker down and stay the course. These lessons, all from 80/20 running, were learned over the past 4 months and then realized in this race.
After the race, I had high energy and wasn't sore or stiff. The next day, my body felt loose and limber. We spent a couple hours climbing (and zip lining) the ropes course at the Mega Caverns, then went for a 3 mile hike and still I felt good.
The take away point of the 80/20 training is that my body was fresh to run faster on an uber challenging course because my nervous system was not taxed from months of medium intensity running (running too fast a lot of the time while not running fast enough some of the time). My recovery is fast because of this principal as well. I will no longer train exclusively by low heart rate, but I do intend to make sure my long runs and recovery runs are S L O W, and I'm going to be diligent about resting properly in the following 2 weeks before gearing up for our next half marathon - the Wisconsin Cheezy on May 2nd.
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| Donning our 2# Medals! |







